BOYFRIEND BITCHFIGHT!
2 months ago
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COLDEST MUTHAFUCKA!

secondlastseptember:

fuckyeahrandomstupidity:

alyalyalyy:

mrnaval:

brrutalbarrbie:

LEO - THE SEX MANIAC
(7/23-8/22)
Very talkative, outgoing and popular. Nice to everyone they meet. Wild and ravenous in the bed and everywhere else. Beautiful smile and personality. Strong intuition. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and SEXY. Have own unique appeal. Irresistible lover. Most caring person you’ll ever meet! However not the kind of person you wanna mess with…they will kick your ass… u might end up crying… 10 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO - THE BEST SEXUAL PARTNER
(8/23-9/22)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it.Cool. Loves to own Geminis’ in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - THE PIMP
(9/23-10/22)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor. Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - THE VIRGIN
(10/23-11/21)
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. ONE OF A KIND.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. The best sexual partners in the zodiac. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS - THE ONE
(11/22-12/21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying! Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor. Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost

CAPRICORN - THE SEXY ONE
(12/22-1/19)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Sweet. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please.Loves to smile.Beautiful laugh.Patient.Cautious.Bit of naughty.The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

AQUARIUS - THE BAD BITCH
(1/20-2/18)
Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Very caring person ! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - THE SEX ADDICT
(2/19-3/20)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. BEST kisser. Always get what they want. Very Attractive. Easy going. RARE Find. GOOD when found. Loves being in long relationship.

ARIES - THE PLAYER
(3/21-4/19)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed… Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- THE ONE U CAN’T TOUCH
(4/20-5/31)
Coldest motha fucka on earth.

GEMINI - CRAVES SEX A LOT
(5/21-6/21)
Outgoing. Lovable. Extremely energetic. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Good personalities. Loves relationships.Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - HARD LOVER
(6/22-7/22)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Normally not a Fighter, but will if neccessary. Someone loves them right now. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

I LOL’D LIKE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-.

AHAHAHA POCHA

lol Guilty!

im a pimp.
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readmysoul:

alanamarisa:

justanotherprettylie:

brennadaugherty:

Gorgeous.

During the scene in New Moon when she’s sitting in her room and the months go by, all I could think about was how gorgeous she looked.

i loved that part
plus my favorite song from the soundtrack was playing

Gorgeous, yes.

 Stunning and so understated. I like it when she bites her lips though. VERY CUTE!

readmysoul:

alanamarisa:

justanotherprettylie:

brennadaugherty:

Gorgeous.

During the scene in New Moon when she’s sitting in her room and the months go by, all I could think about was how gorgeous she looked.

i loved that part

plus my favorite song from the soundtrack was playing

Gorgeous, yes.

 Stunning and so understated. I like it when she bites her lips though. VERY CUTE!

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2 months ago
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HAHAHAHHAHA!

ihavenoideaa:

mliaverage:

Today, I came home and found a box on my front steps. Inside was a walkie-talkie and a note that said “Ready for your mission agent 007?”. I responded on the walkie-talkie. It was my boyfriend on the other end. I spent the next 30 minutes searching my neighborhood for him like a secret agent. When I finally found him, he was in my backyard behind a tree waiting for me with a giant bag of twizzlers. Afternoon well spent. MLIA.

I LOVE TWIZZLERS

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mansworld:

HAHAHAHAHAHA DYYYING

 This is why I love tumblr!

mansworld:

HAHAHAHAHAHA DYYYING

 This is why I love tumblr!

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How could you ever be happy with a man who insists on treating you as though you were a perfectly normal human being? »Oscar Wilde
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OOO YEAH

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inthefade:

kellydeal:

opalandtheidiot:

Glam tam is glam looking forward to menopause.
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It’s not golden, but I think this is exactly what Michele was looking for earlier today.

It’s so….cute. I want to name it.

 LOL moment.

inthefade:

kellydeal:

opalandtheidiot:

Glam tam is glam looking forward to menopause.

bedazzled menses buddy” via staceyrebecca

It’s not golden, but I think this is exactly what Michele was looking for earlier today.

It’s so….cute. I want to name it.

 LOL moment.

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There are somethings that can’t be explained.
Like me and you. How come fate chose us to be friends?

There are somethings that can’t be explained.

Like me and you. How come fate chose us to be friends?

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